Do you want to get married?

Yes? Well don’t waste your time with the wrong guy because he’ll keep you from meeting Mr. Right (or, worse, you could end up marrying Mr. Wrong).

Top Ten Signs Your New Guy is NOT a ‘Keeper’

1. You are impressed by how early he gets up for work until you find out he has a paper route.

2. He’s only ever lived with his mom and dad and he’s 35.

3. He calls you more than twice a day every single day.

4. He shows up for your first date on a ‘Razor’.

5. You’ve been dating for two months and you only have his cell phone number and a very vague idea about where he lives and works.

6. His business card reads ‘Sandwich Artist’.

7. All of his “friends” on myspace or facebook are scantily clad, large-breasted ladies posing provocatively.

8. On your second date he asks you if you’ve ever considered getting a boob job.

9. He kicks a rambunctious dog that runs over the edge of your picnic blanket at the park.

10. He’s already borrowed money from your sister. And your brother.

Those are just ten signs I can think of off the top of my head – feel free to submit some of your own!

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